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Add comment April 15, 2008
Judge says lap dances are constitutional
Finally a victory for the freedom of expression.
SALEM, Ore. — A Marion County judge said lap dances in Salem are protected by the free speech provisions of the Oregon Constitution.
Judge Albin Norblad’s ruling struck down a city ban Friday on “prohibited touching” — sexually exciting physical contact for pay.
Add comment July 3, 2007
Sharks with fricking lasers attached to their heads
On top of the gay bomb and psychic teleportation, the Pentagon is also working on using sharks to spy on the enemy. Wet dream for Dr. Evil comes true – sharks with fricking lasers attached to their heads.

1 comment June 22, 2007
Conservapedia: A conservative’s answer to Wikipedia
Conservatives get their own Wikipedia-style knowledge database without the (phantom) liberal bias.
Wonder if the first article is about vegetarian dinosaurs.
Add comment June 19, 2007
Vermont seceeding from US?
Vermont, a tiny state in the North Eastern states of the US, has a growing section of the population who support secession from the US.
Their reasons:
1. They feel the US has become too much of an ungovernable empire ala the Soviet Union.
2. They feel Congress and the executive branch are being run by corporations as opposed to representatives of the people.
The list of states and regions wanting to seceed from the US is long: Key West, FL (google Conch Republic), Hawaii, Alaska, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Texas.
Add comment June 13, 2007
Creationists: Dinosaur tracks originate from great flood of Noah’s Ark fame
Creationists believe that dinosaurs co-existed with humans. We’re not talking about an ancient species like the crocofiles or komodo dragons – real badass dinosaurs like the T-Rex and Pterodactyls. In this article the author talks about dinosaur prints being deposited deep inland by that very flood.
Few questions arise:
1. Assuming Noah had to take all living creatures on board, how did he manage to accomodate two T-Rexes? How did he keep the T-Rexes from not eating all other animals on board? What about T-Rex crap? Jurrasic Park tells me each time a T-Rex takes a dump, its almost the size of a man. How did they handle waste disposal on-board? The logistics are mind boggling.
2. Those pesky pterodactyls. How did he keep them from flying away? And of course, pterodactyle poop. How did they handle that?
3. Unicorns. Why where the unicorns left behind? I feel sorry for those poor creatures specially the pink ones.
Add comment June 12, 2007
Windows Evolutions

TechRepublic has a great article on the evolution of Windows splash screens over the years. Safe to say I’ve seen all of them over the years.
Add comment April 13, 2007
Racist Prank Call
Imagine being a poor fast food store owner/employee and getting harassed by these racist bastards.
1 comment April 5, 2007

